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This is Malfoy?! 

Dayum
Guess I better start watching Harry Potter 
Hahahahah

Dayum
Some LJ users are just so damn bitchy 
It's the internet 
Chillax -- not everything's going to turn out to your sensitivity needs 

Water week? 

I go absolutely apeshit over my toothbrushing routine. 










Do you have a toothbrushing routine? 

I HAVE SOME VERY IMPORTANT NEWS -- my leg is 83 cm long

Edward Colon 

I don't care who answers this and when they answer it 
I just want as many answers as possible 

If you were to compare yourself to an Office character, not the UK version, who would it be and why? 

Mine would be Tuna 
Probably because of all the pranks he does... 
And sucks terrible at Call Of Duty 

Pretty weird night -- 

Found out I've converted into a weak atheist, so I guess that would make me an agnostic; either or 
I used to be Christian before so I guess that makes it even weirder 
My mom was complaining about how she misses us having breakfast together like old times 
So I stayed up all night so we'd have breakfast the next morning, because I knew after I was asleep I was never going to wake up that early 
Spent the whole night reading -- read a book and a half 
For the past 3 or so days my dad has been acting extremely irrationally -- he lives downstairs and I live upstairs and I only go downstairs to grab a bite to eat 
Like the other day my brother moved back in from college and he left all his junk in the living room 
My dad comes home and tells me to clean it up so I just do it 
Then he comes up to my room 10 minutes later and says "You know, for once, why don't you be a daughter someone could actually be proud of?" 
The next day he yelled about how terrible I was for forgetting to do the dishes 
Wasted an hour with a lecture after that 
I'd like to blame it on his drinking, but half of the time he's as sober as a knob job 
So now I just don't go downstairs to eat anymore...
Period 
I'd personally rather starve than have to go through any of that stuff -- blegh 
Lost 3 pounds 
Oh, and I killed a bug 

Yep
Pretty weird night 

Of course I still have mine
My whole family's old school

Last day of finals -- so I get to finally post this. 

BEST GROUP DANCE OF SYTYCD -- EVER 

I'm at Take Five Dance Academy and I tried to do a couple chaine turns followed by a double stag. Turns out, I turned out wrong and landed with too much pressure. I tore the tendons in my right knee and now I have to wear a knee brace that smells like the inside of a fake leg.

And the other day
I did a leap in class and
LANDED ON A FREAKING THUMBTACK
JESUS CHRIST
THAT WAS HORRIBLE

You can laugh at all this, because I sure did
Have a great thumbtack-free day

Megan Branch
15 years old
Glendale, Arizona
Initial Existence Dance Studio

Best friends, humble dancer, I choreographed. As you can tell, I'm extremely proud. (:

Every parent in the world should humiliate their babies like this at least once

Today it was one of the last days I could spend with my best friend because she is moving away 
We had a good time and I didn't get home until 11 PM 
My dad thought it was too late to be out, so he flushed my phone battery down the toilet, stole my ipod headphones, destroyed my computer mouse and took the seat off my bike 

Tomorrow I have to ride my bike to school
FML

So I heard about Miss California being voted off for that comment about gays, and this is all I have to say:

God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Adam Brody in 40 years


Isn't that picture just... cool...? /:

So I heard Robert Pattinson pulled a butt muscle while filming Twilight. 

He probably pulled it while filming the scene where he bites Bella. 

What if I said=
#1=someone deactivated my account
#2=someone changed my password
#3=I didn't know how to reactive my account
#4=I decided to go Livejournal-less for a couple months
#5=I recently looked into a writing journal I kept and reviewed some delicious writing I did with an LJ partner 
#6=I created a new account
#7=I'm starting from scratch
#8=I'm reconnecting

Would you believe me?


We have 8 gallons of milk in the fridge.